So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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