Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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