Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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