dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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