If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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