In the future we'll all be gay
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I love you.
Bad choice
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
