Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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