Yo dont text me then not text me
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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