office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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