what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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