How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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