You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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