I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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