ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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