So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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