I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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