Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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