just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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