the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
