I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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