i would punch a child for taco bell
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
please don't ironically join a cult
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