walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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