Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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