If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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