you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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