2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
3 2 1 whiskey
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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