He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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