my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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