No, you can still breathe under the balls.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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