Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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