it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
