do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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