Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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