just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize