Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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