if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
25 Hilarious ‘Sex Clubs’ You Should Try To Join
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.