i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?