I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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