where am i from again
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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