The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.