woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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