The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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