My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.