And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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