I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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