I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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