it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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