Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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