I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's never too late to be topless.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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