Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I would ride that face into the sunset