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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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• (408): View more from California

  Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  no more duck duck goose at the bar

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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  Aren't they always?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central

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• (716): View more from New York

  the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.

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• (760): View more from California

  You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.

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