Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

(1-615): View more from Tennessee

Anal.

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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(281): View more from Texas

He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.

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(404): View more from Georgia

just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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(905): View more from Ontario

I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"

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(207): View more from Maine

how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Ugh he's texting me.

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce

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(239): View more from Florida

I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this

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