How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.