Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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