this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my shit smells like andre
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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