Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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