You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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