He is such a slut. More and more my type.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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