I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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