We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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