By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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