I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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