Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You need a sexual gate keeper
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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